All Eyes On Her

I mean, this had to happen eventually, right? My proposed theorem is something along these lines: whenever a douchey new trend/designer comes out, there must inevitably be douches who actually wear/buy their merchandise, thus exposing it to more douches and making it more popular. Someone must inevitably then swoop in and create a douchey/stinky perfume line, which will inevitably eventually expand into a line of douchey cosmetics, most likely with douchey (aka “zany”) packaging.

Basically, I’m a mathematical genius, Ed Hardy sucks, my coworker who wears this perfume makes me gag when it still smells “fresh”, and at least the mirror is big. Right?