New beauty term (and new category)
June 25, 2009 Beauty Neologisms No CommentsI sometimes get struck by utter genius when I’m in the shower, and last Tuesday was no exception. I’ve invented a whole new beauty term!
Brotox
\BROH-tawks\ noun
1 : A male who exhibits evidence of creepily unnecessary anti-wrinkle treatments;
2: An alternate name for Botox when used on male subjects.
This tickled me enough to add a “Beauty Neologisms” category, in case I come up with any more good ones. Watch out, Mickey Rourke — soon I’ll have a complete new lexicon to describe your freaky ass! (Please put down the bronzer.)