All Eyes On Her

I sometimes get struck by utter genius when I’m in the shower, and last Tuesday was no exception.  I’ve invented a whole new beauty term!

Brotox
\BROH-tawks\ noun
1 : A male who exhibits evidence of creepily unnecessary anti-wrinkle treatments;
2: An alternate name for Botox when used on male subjects.

This tickled me enough to add a “Beauty Neologisms” category, in case I come up with any more good ones.  Watch out, Mickey Rourke — soon I’ll have a complete new lexicon to describe your freaky ass!  (Please put down the bronzer.)